the official cover for One Direction’s autobiography “Who We Are” released on September 25, 2014
  1. spanish and italian:So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
  2. french:haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
  4. english:*shooting up in the bathroom*
  5. gaelic:the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
  6. polish:here have all of these consonants have fun
  7. japanese:subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
  8. welsh:sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
  9. chinese:here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced four different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
  10. arabic:so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!
  11. latin:here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening
  12. sign language:If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"
  13. russian:idk man its pronounced like its spelt but good fucking luck spelling it
  14. Greek:so basically we're going to add 15 syllables to every word you know and assign it one of 3 genders at random. Also good luck figuring out where to put the accents you piece of shit

Horan ‘set up’ by tennis star’s pal?


Niall Horan was reportedly set up with Caroline Wozniacki by a friend of the Danish tennis star.

Niall Horan’s rumoured new love interest is apparently his “biggest fan”.

The One Direction star has been linked to 24-year-old Danish tennis player Caroline Wozniacki in the wake of her split from fiancé Rory McIlroy back in May.

And now Caroline’s pal, British tennis ace Laura Robson, claims she helped to set the pair up at Wimbledon last month.

"Caroline is the biggest fan. She was so excited and happy and thinks he’s adorable," Laura gushed to UK newspaper The Sun, allegedly winking: "I’ve set up something beautiful."

Caroline posted a photo of the pair on Twitter during the championship, sending 1D fans into a frenzy over their relationship status last month.

"Highlight of the day was to meet @NiallOfficial and get a selfie taken with him #excited #wimbleton (sic)," she wrote. (x)


every single fucking piece of technology is testing me right now

i’m pretty sure to get my student visa i have to go to the new york embassy rather than the washington dc one…. even tho it takes two hours longer to get to nyc from my house


"We came into Radio 1 me and all of One Direction, not together, we don’t live together […] and we came in to see Scott Mills to talk about the Teen Awards and then we had to go and do a photoshoot afterwards […] I went outside to a meeting with my manager, and I was outside and Niall came over and was like *irish accent* ‘what are you doing there!’ and I was like ‘I’m actually having a meeting about my diary and the launch of the Radio 1 Breakfast Show.’ 

So if I said that to you, you’d be like ‘ok, see you in a bit then.’ He went *irish accent* ‘What’s going on in the meeting!’ and he sat in. So now Niall knows what’s going on in my diary […] we gave him a copied printout of my diary just in case he wanted to keep it.” - Nick Grimshaw talking about Niall Horan (x)

niall likes to cry about one direction after 2am. niall and i have this in common.

zayn is 21 damn years old he is old enough to a) remember a twitter password b) understand how to reset a twitter password c) not need his cousin to make up bullshit excuses for not tweeting